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Each pair of tweets seen here is real. By sheer coincidence, they are anagrams of each other. (They were plucked by Anagramatron, a bot which scanned millions of tweets to find them.) I’ve taken my favorite pairs and turned them into tiny stories.

Gotta-eat-healthy-Get-that-a-lot

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Holy-crap-Im-late-metaphorically

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Need-to-stop-by-church-Hypocrite

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