Cartoons

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“I found some more acorns today.”
zoo
young-doctor
You-again
Yesterdays-flight
WSJ-Subject-verb
Three-guesses
Stonehenge
Roses-smelled
remote
psych
proud
printer-small-1
Preschool
pigs-small
Outside-world
organized
Local-farmers
jagger
igloo
Ice-cream-small
Head-off
grammar
Giants-on-shoulders
Frogs-I-kissed
Fifteen-episodes
Dog-cone
can-opener
argument-small
apocryphal
Amasser
advice-1
“Ready to head back?”
You-are-here
Yo-yo-Ma
Who-dont-believe-in-me-1
“We’ll take it.”
Unsold-copies-1
“Now, remember, be the yourself we talked about.”
“That’s what you’re wearing?”
Subway-waiting-2
Space-and-time-1
So-successful-2
“I’ve never been so humiliated in my entire week.”
"Simple stone tool."
“I wasn’t texting. I was building this ship in a bottle.”
“And then it hit me: I’m salivating over a goddam bell.”
“We understand you’re not happy with our privacy policy.”
“Whoops—sorry. That’s my porn name.”
“I’m back. My family didn’t want to spend more time with me.”
Pinocchio-hormones-1
Pillar-of-salt
“Can you hang on a sec? I think I just took another picture of my ear.”
“Why on earth would you spring for color film?”
“Instead of creating life, I’ve decided just to establish an online persona.”
Oh-is-that-today-2
Not-a-guru
Need-to-stop-by-church-Hypocrite
“Make it look like natural selection.”
Mazel-tov-Josh
“I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours.”
“Wow—everything still has that just-created smell!”
I-before-E-2
Heavyweight
“Would you have liked any help?”
Half-of-me-pirate-2
“Go. Evolve. Don’t worry about me.”
“She wears glass slippers? This kind of aggravation I don’t need.”
“I take the fun out of everything. What do you do?”
Formaldehyde
“Father drinks, doesn’t he?”
“When I was your age, things were exactly the way they are now.”
Escher
Enormous-desk-2
Dog-leash
Does-this-desk-1
Do-a-rooster
Divide-space-by-seven-1
“Well, if it isn’t the dawn of civilization.”
Cutest-little-glaciers-1
Castle-dishwasher-2
Call-Jane
“Worst-case scenario? The renovation goes three years and two million dollars over budget, one of you bludgeons me to death with my own hammer, and you both get the electric chair.”
“So that’s our offer: blood, toil, tears, sweat, and dental.”
Behind-your-ear-1
Be-afraid-to-try-2
“If you don’t have anything profound to say, don’t say anything at all.”
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